I am the burping Queen. I can do the most impressive burps. The long, drawn out one is my specialty, although I can do the short, sharp burp and the gurgly burp very well too. I do really need to burp though. If I don't and I'm put down on my back, I invariably vomit. That's not much fun because it runs down my cheeks and forms a pool under my head. Then I have to lie in it until Mum or Dad notice that it's there.

On a positive note, I am now making some really great sounds. Instead of just crying, I can go, "oooh," and "aiyaaa," and "eeeh." I also do a good snort and snuffle. Plus I also make really good fart noises, but I won't describe them.