Today I learnt a few things about weeing. If I wee on the bathroom floor next to the potty, I should remember that I did that so that when I go running in the bathroom to play hide-and-seek I don't slip and fall over in the puddle. I learnt that Mum loses her humour if I wee on her pillow and draw her attention to it by pointing and saying, 'Mummy, wee'. I also shouldn't wee on the couch when Mum's looking and then try to escape her grip while I'm still weeing, although I did manage to wee in the potty when Mum plonked me on it afterwards, so that was good. Possibly I shouldn't have my hands in the way when I'm weeing, either.