It's been nice and warm today, so I've been running around without a nappy on. I love playing about in the nuddy. I've weed in the potty a couple of times, weed on the couch about three times and weed on the carpet twice. When I was outside I was contemplating weeing in the clam but Mum told me to use the potty. I said, 'No. Toilet', so Mum took me to the toilet where I managed to squeeze out a few drops before releasing the rest on Mum's side of the bed.

Just before I created a little puddle on the kitchen floor. I had a good look at it and thought I'd better clean it up. Dad had just got in the shower so I grabbed his undies, wiped myself with them, then wiped up the wee on the floor. All very neat I thought, although I did get shoved into the shower after that.

Hee hee hee: I've just upset Dad terribly by weeing on the coffee table! Then I slapped my hands in it and wiped them on my knees! Ha ha ha! I think I can see a nappy coming for me...